Chris Johnson

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Today’s site is “the onion dot com”. Keeping up with current events is important.  However,  sometimes, we like a little fake news.  You know, a little bit of writing that pokes fun at the world around us, and tickles our funny bones.  And this place is great at taking real events that are going on, and putting a funny spin on them.

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in Local

No One Injured In Mitchell House Fire

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The fire occurred at a structure in the 900 block of South Rowley.

in Sports

This week’s top sports shots

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A look at some of the biggest hits and best scores this week in sports.

in National

Virgin Galactic spaceship crashes during test flight

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A passenger spaceship being developed by Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic has crashed.

in Entertainment

Coming soon: The Mustache Hall of Fame

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There are halls of fame for everything from baseball to rock 'n' roll, so why not those with a hairy upper lip?

in Music

Pink Floyd warns album ‘not for iTunes generation’

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David Gilmour has warned the band's younger fans they might not enjoy the upcoming album.