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Bodies, black boxes handed over at Ukraine crash site

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A train carrying the remains of the victims of the MH17 arrived in Ukrainian government territory as separatists gave the plane's black boxes to Malaysian experts.

in Sports

Sterling, Ballmer reportedly discussing Clippers sale

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Embattled L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is in talks settle opposition to the $2 billion sale of the basketball team.

in Lifestyle

Study: Most Americans pay attention to fashion

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Most Americans think people are too focused on fashion, yet a majority says how they dress is an important part of who they are, according to a new survey.

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Wave of migrant children threaten to swamp U.S. courts

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As Texas National Guard troops are deployed to the border, a deluge of Central American children threatens the already crowded immigration courts.

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Biden says Putin has ‘no soul’

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Vladimir Putin has no soul, U.S. Vice President Joe Biden says he concluded after meeting with the Russian leader at the Kremlin in 2011.